IFReviewed by Andrew Plotkin on 2006-06-25 09:39
I don't know what's up with this game -- it seems to be amazingly broken. The inventory reads "You have .", the text is line-broken instead of paragraphed, it doesn't accept "q" as a synonym for "quit"... maybe this is some other IF platform cross-compiled to a TADS 2 binary?
Almost no text. Unfunny jokes. The sense of whimsy hits a few high points, but mostly there's nothing interesting here.
The author has confused Cerberus with Cerebus. On the other hand, he spelled "stationery" right, which, in the midst of this noise and waste, is a welcome ray of something or other.